So, The following took place a couple weeks ago:
Me and Ed were watching TV and a commercial came on for some cell phone company. They showed a cartoon like picture of a text chain between people who used the head emoji things and instead of typing, they talked. Anyway, one of them was a dinosaur head. Here's what happened next:
ME: I want to be a dinosaur (what I meant to say was " I want the dinosaur head on my phone", but apparently my brain and mouth don't communicate)
ED: What?
ME (Realizing it was too late to correct myself and wondering how this would play out) You heard me. I want to be a dinosaur.
ED: Um. Ok?
ME: well, maybe not. Cuz if I was a dinosaur, I would have to eat you and that might make me sad. And possibly ill. I've seen what you eat....
ED: You wouldn't HAVE to eat me, you know.
Me: Ummm...yes. I would
ED: No you wouldn't. You could be an herbivore.
ME: WHAT??? No way!!! If I'm a dinosaur, I'm a T-REX
ED: well, when I modify your DNA, I will make you a Brontosaurus and you will eat trees and shrubs and things
ME: First of all...how are you going to modify my DNA?? It isn't like you have a kit or anything.
ED: I will buy one from Amazon. They have them. And I already sit in the truck stops and modify DNA anyway.
ME: Ok, so you look at me and see a great big ass and a long skinny neck with a tiny head??? JERK!!
Why you gotta squash my dreams of being a T REX??
Ed: I don't wanna get eaten.
And with that I was mad at him for 2 days. SO selfish.
