Ok, so I believe that my 4 year old grandson Lucius is quite possibly one of the funniest people that I have met in a long time. Let me recount a couple of recent conversations with him.....
On the way to the zoo Lu and I were in the back seat and I had been irritating Bug (can't help it..it's fun for me) and she had told me that I was being dumb and then I turn to Lu and say:
Me: Man. She sure is grumpy, isn't she?
Me: I wonder why she's so grumpy , Lu?
At this point, he turns to me and says:
"Look, I'm a pretty nice guy...I have NO idea why SHE'S so grumpy."
After the Zoo, we went to the Gaslamp Quarter for lunch. While we were waiting for the food, the following conversation takes place:
Me: So, Lu, what was your favorite animal at the Zoo?
Lu: Well, Grandma, I like the Zebras. OH, but we didn't go see them, now did we?
Just a bit of background...he never once mentioned wanting to see Zebras or even that he liked zebras all day at the Zoo.
While in the pool with Bug, Lu had asked about playing with various pool toys, only to be told by Bug that they had either been chewed by the dogs, or were dirty and had to be cleaned first. So apparently my darling Grandson sighed and walked away from Bug and said:
"What IS this crap?"
I Love that boy!!!!